La petite bêtise de Noël :

Original version - Audio extract

Note to english readers: please excuse any mistake in my English :(

I don't need your "simplify!"
You can't do anything for anyone
And don't expect a miracle,
You'll never appeal anyone

There's no reason why
We should use you my dear,
I'm better than you: you just ain't worth it

'Cos I'm <strong/> enough
To fight against you
<strong/> enough, and I've got my bro'
XML, but you ignore him
You're really out of date!

There's noone to blind
So save your <blink>s
And deprecated's
No matter how lenient you are,
You didn't manage to date CSS!

So, you feel misunderstood
Baby, I have got bad news for you
Lemme tell you that you are true!
You don't wanna hear about it...

I know semantics,
Don't tell me I'm geek
You don't even know namespaces
I'm telling you

Now I'm <strong/> enough
To fight against you
<strong/> enough, and I've got my bro'
XML, but you ignore him
You know you gotta go

Come Hell or Mr Gates,
You'll never see me wrong
You do not validate, goodbye

I'm telling you
That I'm <strong/> enough
To fight against you
<strong/> enough, and I've got my cuz'
Mrs. Accessibility
You're not a gentleman

There's no more to hide,
So save your <marquee>s
Go to the museum
No matter how lenient you are
I'm XHTML, better than you!