Whatever, don't matter!

Shakira Parody - Whatever, don't matter!

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a second language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rhymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derrière,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl... into the mud!

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
But I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

Lenna aujourd'hui

Lenna surcompressée en JPEGOn l'a vue de partout... elle illustre tous les travaux sur la compression d'images, elle s'appelle Lena Söderberg, on l'appelle Lenna, et vous pouvez lire son histoire, voir la photo complète (issue de Playboy 1972), et voir Lena maintenant. Perso, je trouve que l'image "complète" tue le mythe... Elle est beaucoup plus sympa coupée à l'épaule ! ;)

Et ensuite, si vous voulez connaître l'histoire d'Alice et Bob, vous pouvez aussi, grâce à Internet !