God said: "To every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for food" (Genesis 1:30)

(as stated on a label in a Creationist Museum)

To which someone, on Flickr, answers:

Nothing died, and no one pooped. Everyone lived forever on plants and farted rainbows. Fantastical!